Why did Grandpa bring a virtual reality headset to the picnic?
He was ready to be the 'grand' guru of tech wonders with the grandkids!
Why don't basketball players go on vacation?
They're afraid of getting called for traveling!
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball!
Why was the basketball court wet?
Because the players dribbled all over it!
Why did the basketball hoop go to school?
Because it wanted to learn how to net some points!
Why do basketball players wear jerseys?
Because they can't dribble in suits and ties!
