Why did the basketball player bring a countdown clock to practice? Because they were practicing their game-winning buzzer beaters – and wanted to make every second count!
Nearly 200 million Chinese children are back to school after the COVID-19 crisis.
Unemployment strikes once more!
Why didn't the sun return to school? Because it already has a million degrees.
I recently told my Dad I was going back to school to major in the study of plants.
He said, "Botany?"
I said, "Not yet, but when I graduate I will be able to afford a bunch.
Well, I didn't plan on going to school today but, my alarm jammed.
Sending kids back to school at this time will make them overeducated but dead inside.
I mean, we already have millennials.
