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A guy wakes up after some heavy drinking. He sees a purple giraffe standing next to his bed.

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After a wild night of drinking, a guy wakes up and is shocked to see a purple giraffe standing next to his bed.
— What are you staring at? – asks the giraffe – There were so many of you, darn drunks, that we ran out of pink elephants!

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