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A lawyer saw a bunch of homeless people eating grass... He goes over and asks them why are they doing that and they tell him that they are homeless and have nothing to eat. Eager to help them out he escorts them to his mansion.. They are very happy and thankful.. He takes one look at them, smiles

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A attorney saw a bunch of homeless people eating grass... He goes over and asks them why are they doing so and they tell him that they are homeless and have nothing to eat. Eager to help them out he escorts them to his mansion.. They are very happy and thankful.. He takes one look at them, grins;
And tells them "this is my lawn, eat as much as you want, I won't charge you."

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