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I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a giant head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, hacked, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I threw a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I hurled a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...

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I had a dream I was attacked in my kitchen by a massive head of cabbage. I grabbed a knife and stabbed, chopped, and slashed at it, but it still kept coming! I tossed a jar of mayonnaise at it, to no avail -- then I flung a bag of carrots, but nothing would stop it! In the end...
I fought the slaw and the slaw won.

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