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"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client....

joke about lawyers


First the bad news:




The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene."




Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?"




"Your cholesterol is down to 140."

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