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Lawyer and the Engineer

joke about lawyers

An engineer and a lawyer were arguing over whose profession was older.
The engineer said, "Well, in the book of Genesis, it says that God created the earth out of chaos and void, so it must have been an engineer who did it."
The lawyer replied, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"

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