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My car screeched to a halt on the front lawn of our house...

joke about lawyers

I sprinted inside and shouted, "Sweetheart! Pack your bags! I won the lottery!!"
From upstairs my wife shouted, "That's fantastic darling! What should I pack? Beach attire? Mountain gear?"
I yelled in response, "It doesn't matter!! Just get out of here!!

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