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Sherlock Holmes is looking for evidence at a crime scene with another officer.

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Sherlock: I heard the suspect fed the victim an excessive amount of laxatives. Let me know if you find any feces in the area.
*30 minutes later, the officer comes back empty-handed *
Sherlock: So you didn't find any?
Officer: No crap, Sherlock.

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