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The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...

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So essentially you had to pant n wheeze on the raven talon then wriggle in the griffon door.

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