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A cop, a firefighter, and a bureaucrat are at a elementary school career day...

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The cop boasts, "I'm the quickest one out of the three. I can respond to a threat in one minute."
The firefighter retorts, "That's nothing, I can dash into a blazing building and rescue someone in 30 seconds."
The bureaucrat chimes in, "Pshh, I can work 9-5 and be home by 2.

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