Why did the little girl sing in the shower?
Because she wanted to practice her scales!
Why did the little boy play in the dirt?
Because he wanted to get in touch with nature!
Why did the little girl look up at the stars?
Because she wanted to explore outer space!
What do you call a kid who loves outer space?
A little astronaut!
Why did the little boy take his dog to school?
Because he wanted to show off his best friend!
Why did the little girl read a book before bed?
Because she wanted to go on an adventure!
Why did the little boy do a science experiment?
Because he wanted to learn something new!
Why did the little girl sleep with a teddy bear?
Because she wanted to have sweet dreams!
Why did the little boy play in the sprinklers?
Because he wanted to cool off in the summer heat!
What do you call a kid who loves summer?
A little sunshine lover!
Why did the little girl pack a suitcase?
Because she wanted to go on an adventure!
What do you call a kid who loves traveling?
A little globetrotter!
Why did the little boy play with his toy tools?
Because he wanted to fix something!
Why do brothers always fight?
Because they are not equipped with boxing gloves!
Why did the brother bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
Why did the brother bring a shovel to school?
Because he wanted to dig up some knowledge!
Why did the brother bring a suitcase to school?
Because he wanted to learn about other cultures!
Why did the brother bring a map to school?
Because he wanted to explore new ideas!
Why did the brother bring a camera to school?
Because he wanted to capture the moment!
Why did the brother bring a microphone to school?
Because he wanted to be heard!
Why did the brother bring a calculator to school?
Because he wanted to add to his knowledge!
Why did the brother bring a compass to school?
Because he wanted to find his way!
Why did the brother bring a ruler to school?
Because he wanted to measure up!
Why did the brother bring a football to school?
Because he wanted to score some knowledge!
Why did the brother bring a basketball to school?
Because he wanted to shoot for the stars!
Why did the brother bring a baseball to school?
Because he wanted to hit a home run with his studies!
Why did the brother bring a hockey puck to school?
Because he wanted to stickhandle his way through the curriculum!
Why did the brother bring a tennis ball to school?
Because he wanted to serve up some knowledge!
Why did the brother bring a golf ball to school?
Because he wanted to tee up some learning!
Why did the brother bring a volleyball to school?
Because he wanted to bump up his grades!
Why did the brother bring a soccer ball to school?
Because he wanted to kickstart his education!
Why did the brother bring a frisbee to school?
Because he wanted to catch some wisdom!
Why did the brother bring a yo-yo to school?
Because he wanted to up and down his understanding!
Why do brothers always fight?
Because they are trained in boxing!
Why did the big brother give his little brother a flashlight?
Because he wanted to help him see the light!
Why did the little brother join the army?
Because he wanted to beat his big brother at something!
Why did the little brother put a snake in his big brother’s bed?
Because he wanted to give him a scare!
Why did the big brother lock his diary?
Because he didn’t want his little brother to read his secrets!
Why did the little brother eat his big brother’s homework?
Because he wanted to get even!
Why did the big brother walk his little brother to school?
Because he wanted to make sure he got there safely!
Why did the little brother wear his big brother’s shoes?
Because he wanted to fill his shoes!
Why did the big brother take his little brother fishing?
Because he wanted to spend some quality time with him!
Why did the little brother wish for a new bike?
Because he wanted to ride with his big brother!
Why did the big brother help his little brother with his homework?
Because he wanted to set a good example!
Why did the little brother look up to his big brother?
Because he wanted to be just like him!
Why did the big brother challenge his little brother to a race?
Because he wanted to prove he was still faster!
Why did the little brother put a spider in his big brother’s bed?
Because he wanted to give him a fright!
Why did the big brother hide his video games?
Because he didn’t want his little brother to find them!
Why did the little brother steal his big brother’s shoes?
Because he wanted to walk in his footsteps!
Why did the big brother teach his little brother how to fight?
Because he wanted to make sure he could defend himself!
Why did the little brother call his big brother a chicken?
Because he wanted to see him squawk!
Why did the little brother wish for a new toy?
Because he wanted to share it with his big brother!
Why did the big brother make his little brother do his chores?
Because he wanted to teach him responsibility!
Why did the little brother dress like his big brother?
Because he wanted to be just like him!
Why did the big brother challenge his little brother to a game of basketball?
Because he wanted to show him who was boss!
Why did the little brother put a whoopee cushion on his big brother’s chair?
Because he wanted to hear him fart!
Why did the big brother keep a diary?
Because he didn’t want his little brother to know his secrets!
Why did the little brother try to beat his big brother at everything?
Because he wanted to prove he was just as good!
Why did the big brother stand up for his little brother?
Because he wanted to protect him from bullies!
Why did the little brother call his big brother a nerd?
Because he wanted to make him feel smart!
Why did the big brother take his little brother to a movie?
Because he wanted to spend some quality time with him!
Why did the little brother wish for a new video game?
Because he wanted to play it with his big brother!
Why did the big brother help his little brother with his chores?
Because he wanted to teach him how to do them right!
Why did the little brother look up to his big brother?
Because he wanted to be just like him when he grew up!
Why did the big brother challenge his little brother to a game of chess?
Because he wanted to test his strategy skills!
Why did the little brother put a fake spider on his big brother’s shoulder?
Because he wanted to scare him silly!
Why did the big brother keep a lock on his room?
Because he didn’t want his little brother to find his stash!
Why did the little brother try to outdo his big brother in everything?
Because he wanted to be the best!
Why did the big brother walk his little brother home from school?
Because he wanted to make sure he got home safe!
Why did the little brother call his big brother a wimp?
Because he wanted to see him get mad!
Why did the big brother take his little brother to a baseball game?
Because he wanted to share his love of the sport with him!
Why did the little brother wish for a new bike?
Because he wanted to ride it with his big brother!
Why did the big brother make his little brother do his homework?
Because he wanted him to get a good education!
Why did the little brother copy his big brother’s style?
Because he thought he was cool!
Why did the big brother challenge his little brother to a game of soccer?
Because he wanted to show him who was the better player!
Why did the little brother put a whoopee cushion on his big brother’s bed?
Because he wanted to hear him fart in his sleep!
Why did the big brother keep a secret from his little brother?
Because he wanted to surprise him later!
Why did the little brother try to beat his big brother at everything?
Because he wanted to prove he was just as good!
Why did the big brother stand up for his little brother?
Because he wanted to protect him from bullies!
Why did the little brother call his big brother a chicken?
Because he wanted to make him feel scared!
Why did the big brother take his little brother to a concert?
Because he wanted to share his love of music with him!
Why did the little brother wish for a new toy?
Because he wanted to play with it with his big brother!
Why did the big brother help his little brother with his homework?
Because he wanted him to get good grades!
Why did the little brother look up to his big brother?
Because he wanted to be just like him when he grew up!
Why did the little brother refuse to play hide and seek with his big brother? Because good luck hiding when your shadow always gives you away!
Why did the older brother bring a ladder to bed? Because he heard his little brother wanted to sleep on the top bunk – and he was determined to be on top no matter what!
What language do brothers speak when they don’t want their parents to understand? Whispering!
Why did the little brother bring a pillow to a fight with his big brother? Because he wanted to hit him where it hurts – his ego!
Why did the little brother never reveal his favorite toy to his big brother? Because once his big brother knew, he’d trade it for something less fun – like socks!
Why did the little brother hide the TV remote from his big brother? Because he was tired of watching his big brother’s shows – he wanted to watch cartoons!
Why did the little brother put glue on his big brother’s chair? Because he wanted to stick it to him – literally!
Why did the little brother ask his big brother for advice on how to win at chess? Because he figured his big brother had plenty of experience losing!
Why did the little brother bring his big brother to show-and-tell? Because he wanted to prove to everyone that two wrongs can make a right – at least when it comes to mischief!
Why did the little brother spy on his big brother’s conversations? Because he thought his big brother was plotting to take over the world – or at least their bedroom!
Why did the little brother insist on vacuuming the house before his big brother could? Because he knew the early cleaner gets to avoid the most chores!
Why did the little brother bury his favorite toy in the backyard? Because he wanted to keep it safe from his big brother – and maybe find a few worms while he was at it!
Why did the little brother draw mustaches on all the family photos? Because he wanted to make sure everyone knew he wasn’t the only troublemaker in the house – his big brother was in on it too!
Why did the little brother hide the cookie jar from his big brother? Because he wanted to avoid sharing – and eating his vegetables!
Why did the little brother refuse to go to bed before his big brother? Because he wanted to prove he was the master of bedtime – and staying up past his bedtime was just the beginning!
Why did the little brother challenge his big brother to a race to the fridge? Because he wanted to prove he was faster – and claim the last slice of pizza!
Why did the little brother challenge his big brother to a staring contest? Because he knew he could win – he’d been practicing by staring at his big brother’s messy room!
Why did the little brother set up an alarm clock in his big brother’s room while he was sleeping? Because he wanted to make sure he wouldn’t oversleep – and miss out on breakfast!
Why did the little brother sabotage his big brother’s cooking experiment? Because he wanted to show him who the real master chef was – and prove that mac and cheese is better than gourmet cuisine!
Why did the little brother hide the TV remote from his big brother? Because he was tired of watching his big brother’s shows – he wanted to watch cartoons!
Why did the little brother hide his big brother’s lawnmower in the shed? Because he didn’t want him to mow the lawn – he wanted to save the bugs!
Why did the little brother fill his big brother’s shoes with water balloons? Because he wanted to surprise him – and make sure he had dry socks!
Why did the little brother spill soda on his big brother’s study notes? Because he wanted to give him a refreshing break – and a reason to rewrite his notes!
Why did the little brother enlist his big brother in the Prankster Pals club? Because he needed a partner in crime – and his big brother had a knack for mischief!
Why did the little brother spy on his big brother’s conversations? Because he thought his big brother was plotting to take over the world – or at least their bedroom!
Why did the little brother replace his big brother’s shampoo with glue? Because he wanted to see if he could stick to his story – and prove he wasn’t the culprit!
Why did the little brother sneak into his big brother’s room at night? Because he wanted to share scary stories – and make sure his big brother wouldn’t be the only one afraid of the dark!
Why did the little brother hide his big brother’s Halloween candy under his bed? Because he wanted to keep it safe – and enjoy a secret stash all to himself!
Why did the little brother swap his big brother’s toothpaste with mayonnaise? Because he thought he’d appreciate a creamy surprise – and a fresh perspective on dental hygiene!
Why did the little brother challenge his big brother to a pillow fight? Because he wanted to show him who the reigning pillow champion was – and maybe knock some sense into him!
Why did the little brother claim all the toys as his own when friends came over? Because he wanted to make sure he had first dibs – and his big brother couldn’t hog them all!
Why did the little brother recruit his big brother for the Prank Patrol? Because he needed a partner in crime – and his big brother had a reputation for mischief!
Why did the little brother wear his big brother’s clothes to school? Because he wanted to show off his style – and maybe embarrass his big brother in the process!
Why did the little brother volunteer to do the dishes instead of his big brother? Because he wanted to prove he was the better dishwasher – and maybe earn some extra dessert!
Why did the little brother hide his big brother’s video game controller in the freezer? Because he thought he’d appreciate a cool challenge – and a chilly surprise!
Why did the little brother set up a booby trap in front of his big brother’s bedroom door? Because he wanted to make sure he didn’t sneak out for a midnight snack – without him!
Why did the little brother switch rooms with his big brother? Because he wanted the bigger room – and his big brother’s bed was comfier!
Why did the little brother hide his big brother’s snacks in the laundry hamper? Because he knew his big brother wouldn’t dare look there – and he needed leverage for later!
Why did the little brother fill his big brother’s shoes with water balloons? Because he wanted to surprise him – and make sure he had dry socks!
Why did the little brother spill soda on his big brother’s study notes? Because he wanted to give him a refreshing break – and a reason to rewrite his notes!
Why did the little brother set up an alarm clock in his big brother’s room while he was sleeping? Because he wanted to make sure he wouldn’t oversleep – and miss out on breakfast!
Why did the little brother sabotage his big brother’s cooking experiment? Because he wanted to show him who the real master chef was – and prove that mac and cheese is better than gourmet cuisine!
Why did the little brother hide the TV remote from his big brother? Because he was tired of watching his big brother’s shows – he wanted to watch cartoons!
Why did the little brother hide his big brother’s lawnmower in the shed? Because he didn’t want him to mow the lawn – he wanted to save the bugs!
