Knock knock!
-Who's there?
A little old man.
-A little old man who?
I've been telling jokes longer than you've been alive!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zest.
-Zest who?
Zest the best of your day! (Opens door with confetti explosion)
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Caffeine.
-Caffeine who?
Caffeine stay awake after telling you this pun-derful joke! Don't want to crash and burn.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Cow 2.0.
-Interrupting Cow 2.0 wh...?
Moo-dern technology allows me to knock twice as fast!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Rock 'n' Roll.
-Rock 'n' Roll who?
Rock 'n' Roll let the dogs out... woooof! (sings the rest of the song)
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Extra Large.
-Extra Large who?
Extra large pizza at your door! Open up before it gets cold!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Firewall.
-Firewall who?
Firewall up and listen to this joke before I crash your system!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Esmeralda.
-Esmeralda who?
Esmeralda opportunity to open the door before I break it down!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Light bulb.
-Light bulb who?
Light bulb up your life with laughter!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Humor.
-Humor who?
Humor knock on another door if you don't think these jokes are rockin'!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Treble.
-Treble who?
Treble not to answer the door for a musical joke? Sing it with me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get that for me please!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat around here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't worry, it's just your friendly neighborhood ghost!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Coral.
-Coral who?
Coral you believe how many puns I've learned living in the reef? It's fin-tastic!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Karma.
-Karma who?
Karma get back what you give! Now open the door!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Groan.
-Groan who?
Groan up, these dad jokes are hilarious!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Zebra.
-Zebra who?
Zebra crossing the line with this cheesy pun!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gladys.
-Gladys who?
Gladys Friday, the weekend is here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Dog.
-Interrupting Dog wh...?
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Fuzzy.
-Fuzzy who?
Fuzzy bear a big hug if you let me in!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Raindrop.
-Raindrop who?
Raindrop by my cloud and hear my stormy joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Beets.
-Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my key again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Beets.
-Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my key again!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Mayonnaise.
-Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise you believe how many knock-knock jokes there are?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Candice.
-Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Boo.
-Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Candice.
-Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Banana.
-Banana who?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Orange.
-Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Yeti.
-Yeti who?
Yeti been waiting here all day, let me in!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Interrupting Potato.
-Interrupting Potato wh...?
Mash me if you can!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Luke.
-Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Gorilla.
-Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo-laugh!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for hours, let me in!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the way I like to be welcomed!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing!
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Look.
Look who?
Look through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody.
Somebody who?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh-?
Mooooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herd.
Herd who?
Herd you were home, so here I am!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Catchup.
Catchup who?
Catchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I'm dwowning.
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Lettuce.
-Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Woodchuck.
-Woodchuck who?
Woodchuck you believe I can knock wood like this?
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Opportunity.
-Opportunity who?
Opportunity knocks but once, but I'm happy to keep knocking until you answer!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Page Turner.
-Page Turner who?
Page Turner way to my bookshelf, I'm on a literary adventure!
Knock knock!
-Who's there?
Cliffhanger.
-Cliffhanger who?
Cliffhanger on to your seats for this suspenseful punchline!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
