What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Why did the dad sit on the clock?
Because he wanted to be on time!
What did the dad say when he was asked to put the cat out?
'I didn’t know it was on fire!'
What's dad’s favorite state?
'Solid.' He’s not into liquids or gases!
What do you call a dad who's a gardening expert?
A man who knows his roots!
Why did the dad sit on his keys?
He wanted to drive his family nuts!
Why did the dad wear glasses on his math book?
Because it improves di-vision!
Why did the dad stand next to the grill?
He wanted to steak his claim!
What did dad say about his new phone?
'I miss the old days but I like the new ring to it!'
What's dad's favorite animal at the zoo?
The barbecue!
Why did dad put his coffee in the freezer?
He wanted to make iced coffee!
Why did dad put his clock in the bank?
Because he wanted to save time!
Why don’t dads play soccer?
Because they keep getting kicked around!
Why did dad paint his laptop?
He wanted to give it a new coat of color!
What book made dad laugh the most?
'101 Unbrielievable Cheese Jokes!'
Why don't dads like going to the beach?
Because they can't handle the sand-tan-tantrums!
Why did the dad start a cooking show?
He had a flare for the dramatic!
What's dad's favorite type of weather?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs!
Why did dad learn magic tricks?
To keep his kids spellbound!
Why did dad bring a ladder to work?
He wanted to move up in the world!
Why did the dad stare at the can of orange juice?
Because it said concentrate!
Why are dads like barbecues?
They start with a spark and end in a flame!
Why was dad confused with the compass?
It pointed to everything but the point!
Why did dad count his chickens before they hatched?
He liked eggs-pectation!
Why did dad open a clock shop?
He had too much time on his hands!
Why did dad drink his coffee cold?
He didn't like mugging!
Why did dad wear different socks?
He wanted to add some color to life!
Why did dad go to the comedy club?
To get a dose of the best medicine - laughter!
Why did dad's cooking always taste funny?
He always added a pinch of humor!
Why did dad wear dancing shoes to the supermarket?
He heard the food was groovy!
Why did dad talk to the echo?
He wanted to hear a voice of reason!
Why did dad quit his job as an electrician?
It just wasn't current enough!
Why did dad eat his money?
He wanted to taste the rich life!
Why did dad talk to his plants?
He heard it helps their grow-th!
Why did dad exaggerate his fishing tales?
He couldn't let the truth off the hook!
Why did dad start jogging backwards?
He wanted to gain back time!
Why was dad's garden so secretive?
Because the potatoes had eyes!
Why did dad take a ladder to his golf game?
He heard it was up to par!
Why did dad escape to the forest?
He wanted to branch out!
Why did dad bring a tape to the party?
He heard it was a wrap!
Why did dad become a fruit detective?
He wanted to get to the core of the problem!
Why did dad hike up the hill backwards?
He wanted to start the week on a high note!
Why did dad build a website for his house?
He wanted it to have a home page!
Why did dad do a puzzle in the garden?
He wanted to piece together nature!
Why did dad sing in the kitchen?
He wanted to spice up the performance!
Why did dad fly a kite in the storm?
He wanted to catch the wind of change!
Why did dad do laundry during lunch?
He wanted to clean his plate!
Why did dad learn card tricks?
He wanted to deal with problems!
Why did dad watch movies in reverse?
He liked to start with a conclusion!
Why did dad play the trumpet in the garden?
He wanted to toot his own horn!
Why did dad bring a ladder to work?
He was climbing the corporate ladder!
Why did dad bring a blanket to the beach?
He wanted to have a shore thing!
Why did dad talk to his plants?
He believed in flower power!
Why did dad become a plumber?
He wanted to go with the flow!
Why did dad play poker with the spices?
He wanted to raise the steaks!
Why did dad go on a road trip?
He wanted to take the scenic route to life!
Why did dad do science experiments?
He wanted a reaction!
Why did dad eat chips on the sofa?
He wanted a crunch time!
Why did dad play soccer with ghosts?
He wanted a spirited game!
Why did dad build a rocket?
He was shooting for the stars!
