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Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, killing the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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