The FBI, the CIA, and the KGB are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.
The FBI receives 1000 tips about the rabbit's location but refuses to investigate.
The CIA burns down the entire forest and says there's no rabbit.
The KGB drags a man out of the forest and beats him as he screams, "OK, I'm a rabbit!
