There's a guy in my neighbourhood who I used to think was really weird. I'd always see him out walking his rabbit. The rabbit was always in a different outfit. One day a frock. One day a skirt. One day a suit-jacket combo. Then it multiplied into a flock of rabbits, all wearing really niche clothes.
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Eventually, curiosity got the best of me and I approached him and asked, "Excuse me sir, I can't help but notice your entourage of dapper rabbits. Can I ask what you do?" He replied, "Oh I'm a hare stylist.
