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A lawyer gets diagnosed with a terminal Illness.

joke about lawyers

On his deathbed, he asks for a Bible. The hospital staff thinks he has turned religious now that his end is near. The doctor notices him going through every line carefully with a serious expression, so he asks, "what are you doing?". The lawyer looks up and replies dryly, "searching for a loophole.

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