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A man, convinced of a crime, was in court.

joke about lawyers

A man, convinced of a crime, was in court.
The judge said, "Why did the police arrest you?"
The man replied, "For shopping too soon."
The judge said, "Well that's not a crime, how soon were you shopping?"
The man replied, "Before the store opened.

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