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A man walks into a bar. Slams his hand on the bar and screams "All lawyers are assholes!"....

joke about lawyers

Angrily, another customer gets up and yells back "Watch your language! That is offensive to me!"
The first man responds and laughs "Are you upset because I called you an idiot???!!!"
The angry patron says "No! I'm offended you compared me to a lawyer!

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