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A polish pilot is going in for a landing when he realizes the runway is not long enough. After putting on the emergency breaks he screeches to a halt, missing the airport with the nose of the plane by mere feet.

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A Polish pilot is going in for a landing when he realizes the runway is not long enough. After putting on the emergency brakes he screeches to a halt, missing the airport with the nose of the plane by mere feet.
The furious pilot told the reporters later on, "This is an obvious design flaw in American airports, why the heck would they make the landing strips so short? Or so unbelievably wide!?

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