An 80 year old grandma wants to join an outlaw biker gang
The gang leader says, "Well, do you have a bike?"
"Sure! I just purchased a new Harley!"
"Are you okay with drugs?"
"I should hope so, I take 20 pills a day!"
"Last question, have you ever been picked up by the police?"
"No, but I got swung around by the boobs once!