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I can never get anything right. Yesterday I attempted suicide.

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I can never get anything correct. Yesterday I attempted suicide.
My wife left for work. I went into the garage, sealed the windows and doors.
Started my car, let it run. I sat in my lawn chair and closed my eyes. After eight hours, nothing. I felt the same. I was so irritated I shut off my Tesla and went back inside.

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