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I live in a non-legal state and I recently found a little baggie of weed in the parking lot outside my workplace. Since drugs are illegal and I am a good and responsible citizen, I immediately took the bag home and destroyed the weed

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I live in an unlawful state and I recently found a tiny bag of weed in the parking lot outside my workplace. Since drugs are against the law and I am a good and responsible citizen, I promptly took the bag home and annihilated the weed... in a series of small fires.

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