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When I was auditioning for the talent show, my dad gave me a $1 bill and told me to let the judges see it.

joke about lawyers

When I was auditioning for the talent show, my dad handed me a $1 bill and said to show it to the judges.
When I mentioned that a $1 bill wouldn't cut it for bribing the judges, he replied, "It's not for bribing them, it's to show them you actually have some money!

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