As I knelt down with a pair of size 5 shoes in front of this blonde in a short skirt, I couldn't resist a quick glance at her knickers.
"Hey cheeky!" She said as she gave me a playful kick. "I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls' skirts, isn't it?"
"That's an absolutely ridiculous accusation, madam," I said sternly. "I don't even work here.
