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I'm OCD about cleaning up.

joke about lawyers

I'm a perfectionist about cleaning up. There's never any dirty dishes in the sink, the floors are spotless, all the surfaces are wiped down. I even do this if I'm visiting somewhere. If I see a fingerprint or a footprint I just have to take care of it. It makes me a GREAT roommate... but a TERRIBLE forensic investigator.

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